(Author’s note: February 21st is moving day. I hope to have something already ready by then for Fictioneers. Otherwise, it’s winter camp prep and stupidity. Cannot wait until this stuff is done for good. Anyhow, here’s tonight’s fictioneers, based upon a true story.)
by Miles H. Rost
The townhouse door opened quickly.
Donna was about to walk in, when she saw it, and screamed.
“What’s wrong…” her friend Lisa started to say, before she turned and screamed.
Hasty dialing commenced. Within 5 minutes, their friends arrived. An engineer, a computer technician, and a former Navy SEAL, all looked inside, then grinned at each other.
“It’s Spider Stomping Day!”
After much crunching and squishing, they came out covered in goo.
“Alright, the good news is, we got all the spiders,” SEAL said, “The bad news is, your walls have spider guts on them.”
Thankfully, they knew a cleaner…