(Author’s note: February 21st is moving day. I hope to have something already ready by then for Fictioneers. Otherwise, it’s winter camp prep and stupidity. Cannot wait until this stuff is done for good. Anyhow, here’s tonight’s fictioneers, based upon a true story.)
by Miles H. Rost
The townhouse door opened quickly.
Donna was about to walk in, when she saw it, and screamed.
“What’s wrong…” her friend Lisa started to say, before she turned and screamed.
Hasty dialing commenced. Within 5 minutes, their friends arrived. An engineer, a computer technician, and a former Navy SEAL, all looked inside, then grinned at each other.
“It’s Spider Stomping Day!”
After much crunching and squishing, they came out covered in goo.
“Alright, the good news is, we got all the spiders,” SEAL said, “The bad news is, your walls have spider guts on them.”
Thankfully, they knew a cleaner…
I think an exterminator might have been a bit less gooey about dispatching the nest of arachnids.
The low-cost version…XD
Giggles… gooey giggles. Loved it!
Eeeeew! Nicely told!
Yep, Eww. XD
Oh yuck – and cruel too!
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Depends on for whom…
Ah! the old fashioned way. Nicely told.
The only way! 😀
Real men don’t stomp spiders – they would catch them a kill them outside or, at least, not get guts on the walls.
If the women wanted them stomped, they’d stomp. It’s that easy. XD
Also know that you had 3 men coming…I was waiting for a joke: 3 men walked in to a spider infested house. An engineer…
I am bad at making punchlines. XD
Three men, two women and No One thought of vaccuum cleaner? 😐 Those guys sound like real overachiever.
They think outside the box. XD
Ew, those must have been big spiders — or a lot of them!
The house was a spider’s nest.
Ha ha ha ha, so much fun. Those girls sure know how to get their dirty work done!
Their men know what to do. XD
Agh. I’m not afraid of spiders, but I don’t want to share space with them. However, I don’t think I could have watched the massacre, either. Brrrr.
Some people cheer when a spider dies. 😀
Donna and Lisa are well connected. Fun story
Yes, yes they are. XD