(Author’s Note: I’ll be celebrating my 37th year of completed existence in a few days. This is how I feel right now!)
Bend Me Shape Me
by Miles H. Rost
Mark walked into the chiropractor’s office. The doc smiled at him, as he closed the door.
“How can we help you today?”
“Doctor, I think my back is starting to go. I keep waking up and not being able to get out of bed.”
“I think I got just the thing. It’ll bend you, shape you, do anything you want of it.”
They walked to the back room, where there was a bed with no sides. It looked like the shape of an I.
“It’s something new I came up with. It stretches you in different ways. I call it the I-rack!”
Mark ran out the door, never to return.