Say It Isn’t Sew
by Miles H. Rost
“One more bolt! I need one more bolt!”
Janeane Crawford ran through the fabric store, with five minutes until closing.
She quickly grabbed a random bolt of cloth, and ran to the counter. The checker ran all the purchases through except for the final random bolt.
“Are you sure you want this?”
“Yes. YES! I want it!”
“Are you positive?”
“YES! I NEED THAT CLOTH!”
She rang it through. Suddenly, from the corners of the store, a loud noise rang forth. It was like the sound of 1000 sewing machines revving up.
The checker smiled evilly.
“You got gabardine. And now you must pay for it…”
Janeane cried, as the checker laughed maniacally, showing her the total.