Friday Fictioneers – The Rack

Have you ever had one of those months where life just kicks you in the nuts? I’m having one of those. So, I hope this will make people feel better.

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The Rack

I traveled far and wide to see a thing of beauty.

I looked at an old wine-rack, now dutifully repurposed as a light display at this dive of a bar. I examined in thoroughly, and saw no flaws. The liquid was resonant, the electrical construction was exquisite.

“How much for that light rack?”

“It’s not for sale. That thing is what makes us half our money.”

“How does an old wine rack do that?”

The bartender I was talking to just laughed.

“Watch.”

As the lights blinked to the music, I suddenly got the urge to buy a bottle of whiskey.

“How much for the whiskey bottle?”

“Heh. See? That’s what it does for me. Subliminal messaging.”

I only noticed that he was still speaking to me after plopping the whiskey bottle into my hand.

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14 thoughts on “Friday Fictioneers – The Rack

  1. Being nut-less, I’ve never been kicked in them, but I’m sorry you have (metaphorically speaking, hopefully.) Hope the week gets better ASAP! In the meantime, I enjoyed your creative story. Now I’m off to have a Guinness. 🙂

    janet

  2. Dear Miles,

    It’s a hard life. Start hypnotizing yourself to feel better and failing that, wear a cup. Your story subliminally points the way. Physician, heal thyself? Hmmmm.

    Aloha,

    Doug

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