(Author’s note: None. Enjoy the Fictioneers!)
by Miles H. Rost
Ron Bellio wheeled up alongside his pals, his small wire bike with big monster wheels in the back overshadowing the others.
“Hey, Ronny! Where’d you get the mutant?”
“Oh, the bike? Yo mamma!”
“What you say?!”
The sound of teasing filled the air, along with laughter and music as they rode down the street.
“Did you hear about Ali?”
“What about her?”
“She hit number one on the dance charts!”
“Auntie Ali?! Fat Ali?!”
Ron looked at his friends, smirking that his friends were talking about his cousin.
“You shouldn’t call her fat. She’s got more muscle than all you now.”
Alison Moyet, of the duo “Yazoo” (aka Yaz)