(Author’s note: It’s been a busy week here at Music and Fiction. 3 different stories have been posted for your perusal, and I hope you can read them all. You can read the mini-fictions The Lament of the Scribe and 5 Steps, plus the longer fiction Walking On Ice (my current personal favorite of mine.) Make sure to comment on them, as a few of these were actually created as a result of class exercises for my university courses. Besides that, please enjoy today’s creation.)
by Miles H. Rost
We had just pulled up to the drive thru on Route 7. I was reaching for my wallet when Caroline shrieked.
“Honey! What’s wrong?”
“I can’t stand bugs! And there are two right under the drive-thru window!”
Being a valiant man, I reached over the seat to get them. In my haste to shoo the beasts away, I miscalculated my reach. I let out a “whoa!” just before my face landed in her lap. I heard a gasp, then a breath.
“My darling, if you wanted pie, you should have just said so…”
I looked up at her, and she cracked up. I can’t help but crack up now whenever she, my beautiful wife, asks if I want pie.
Heh heh 🙂
Is bearded clam on the McD menu?
I wouldn’t know. They might, but I don’t think they go for fast food anymore. I’d like to think they like to go low and slow now…
It looks like we both went for romance this week. 😉 Cute and quirky story. One note of crit: I think you mean beasts and not beats.
Chalk it up to reading too much for classes. Fixing as we speak…
Oh I read breasts.. hmm
Any excuse… Made me grin.
This is great. 😀 And I love the song, too.
Love this.. you really made this sweet and fun at the same time.
Ha ha, I laughed at the end too. Great story. 🙂
A funny contribution at last! Brilliant
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I write what the mood is at the current time. At that one, it was whimsy.
That is sweet, you pieman, you.
That was funny and fanciful!
Made me laugh — enjoyed the innuendoes.
Funny stuff, Miles. 🙂