It’s Friday. That means Friday Fictioneers for this time period while I study and get things in order. Enjoy today’s selection!
Break It To Me Gently
by Miles Rost
The truck whizzed down the street, blaring it’s horn and trying to get people out of it’s way.
“Breeeeeak iiiiiiit….to me gentlyyyyyyy.”
“Tommy, stop singing right now!”
“Why? I thought you liked this song.”
“Yes, the way Juice Newton sang it. But not when you, Mr. Firefighter of the year, attempt to kill it.”
“It’s my way of dealing with stress.”
“Like your job?”
“We’re going to put out a fire at a guitar factory, why not make it musical?”
The driver facepalmed in his mind, as he continued to race down the highway.